Slap ass Friday 

Slap ass Friday shouldn't be real, It's sexual assault.

If anyone is touching you talk to someone you trust.

Kids, never do this please. This is sexual assault.

Person 1: "Hey! It's slap ass Friday and you know what that means!"

Person 2: "You know, you're just going to sexually assault someone you weirdo. I suggest you don't do it."

Person 1: "Oh sorry, I didn't know, my apologies.

Person 2: "Yeah you better be sorry weirdo."

Slap ass Friday by anonymous March 24, 2021

Maybe Friday 

Ya.....I am NEVER going to do that but thanks for asking.
( a negative answer to a totally ridiculous request)

(picture this... "cruise director" at an all inclusive resort approaches someone resting on a poolside lounge chair on his third beer before 11am)

Cruise director-Hey Senior...Come now and play some beach volleyball !!
Lounger - Ya Sure! maybe Friday!!

Maybe Friday by Ottawa Valley Girl October 4, 2009

Pizza Friday 

On a special Friday evening, one spends their time rimming the sweaty colon of a male prostitute, resulting in a pepperoni pizza-like outcome in ones mouth and various other orifices.

Aye bro, I cant make my saturday shift because pizza friday was lit. We had deep dish and the pepperonis have taken over my face.

Pizza Friday by PigBurner August 21, 2020

bon jovi friday 

a day that is like a friday but not actually a friday.

the day before a big holiday break, 3 day weekend or a day where you do not have work or school the next day.

ex 1
concerned co-worker: why are you drinking
beer at the office?

educated worker: dude chill, bon jovi friday.

ex 2

normal highschool student: man tuesdays suck

all american highschool student: dude did you forget? thanksgiving break starts tommorow, bon jovi friday!

newly informed highschool student: ALL RIGHT!

bon jovi friday by jes_234 April 4, 2009

Fantasy Friday 

pregame to fantasy football Sunday where you trash talk your opponent by tagging them on facebook and/or twitter

Fantasy Friday is today and my team I'M AWESOME is about to whoop @Ted Doe's THE MEFA CREATER ass this week and make him kiss the baby

Fantasy Friday by OFCC October 18, 2010

Little Friday 

another name for Wednesday when many choose to head to the bar after work and get some mid-week stress relief. Quite popular in Sweden.

"I can't wait for the weekend, I'm heading to the club on Little Friday, wanna come?"

Little Friday by rockjohny March 30, 2009

Bon Jovi Friday 

When you have Friday off of work so all you do on Thursday at work is slack off.

Yeah man we're going start drinking at noon on Thursday because we have Friday off. You know have a good ol Fashioned Bon Jovi Friday!!

Bon Jovi Friday by TheMosdave April 3, 2009