Flaming Alabama

The sexual act of shitting in a relatives vagina, then lighting it on fire.

"Rob actually managed a flaming Alabama, he's disgusting!"
"Was it his sister?"

by JustFriendsForNow September 17, 2018

flaming

To be particularly suspicious about an activity, usually an illegal one, that could get someone bagged by the ops.

Yooooo, you're eyes are so red. That's flaming.

by DaBomb12 November 14, 2018

Flaming Hereldi

When a fart violently ignites in your underwear leaving your anus and pubes slightly charred because you launched a weak gas rocket onto an open flame. In essence, it means “try harder.”

“We had to rush Charlie to the ER last night because a flaming hereldi left second degree burns on his taint.”

by The Barn Burner July 4, 2019

Flaming ketchup

An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it

Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?

by Not flaming ketchup July 13, 2019

flaming clive

When you light your pubic hair on fire and let it burn. Also known as a bushfire

Did you see that flaming Clive!!

by Naki is a douche July 16, 2019

Flaming heterosexual

Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019