oppositional defiance disorder

the affliction of dogmatically taking the opposite stance on the current thing to that of the main stream media

"I do not have the oppositional defiance disorder that some people have. .. There are a lot of people who are now in a position where the way that they determine what is true, is they go, 'What is the main stream media saying? It must be the opposite of that.'" - Konstantin Kissin 2023

by Minerva Austin February 19, 2023

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Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.

I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023

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big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird

I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that

by Matt Bando March 14, 2023

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Attention deficit disorder

The underlying condition that makes people kiss everyone's butt in order to get attention.

Keith has Attention deficit disorder so bad, he will do anything to get you to pay attention to him no matter how lame it makes him.

by Larrry Steiner April 7, 2023

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Phonetic Reading Disorder

Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.

"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "

by A.S.K.D April 7, 2023

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Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED)

A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.

Symptoms Include:

-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior

Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.

by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023

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