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violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
by Decan Gray May 7, 2018
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Bi-partisan depression

Realizing that both majority parties in the United States are equally corrupt and probably don't have individual needs in their immediate interest, causing a lengthy depressive state, much like post-partum depression.
After watching several news broadcasts, I was clinically diagnosed with a severe case of bi-partisan depression.
by guava c January 25, 2018
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mileven depression cure

To find the mileven depression cure, you have to binge watch stranger things about 011 or 353 times. It's about eating eggo® waffles while finding Will. If after that you'll not undepressed, watch mileven edits on YouTube so you can cry even more. Actually, there's no cure to the mileven depression. If you really want to know, ask the mind flayer.
I can't find the mileven depression cure, can you open an eggo® box for me?
by itsfinnwolfhardbae February 7, 2018
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sunday night depression

that time of day you feel real sad and you just wanna huddle up in your room crying. sunday night depression always starts at 8:00pm sharp.
Doctor: “Why did you need an appointment today?”

“I have sunday night depression.”
by oh oop a rat October 27, 2019
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depressed uwu vibes

a title given to those who are e girls/bois that watch too much anime, are anti social, and have a black and white anime profile picture.
e boi: *stares into distance* *wears hoodie*
normal: they givin' me depressed uwu vibes
by furrydestroyer69 December 2, 2020
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Character Death Depression

When a fictional character in literally anything with a story dies, making you depressed or feeling ill because you had a strong connection with them. This also ties with bad points in stories where death didn't need to happen a character who could have been saved.
Dude I am soooo upset Phin dies! He could have saved her but he didn't! Now I feel sick and it won't leave my mind for what feels like eternity! I have Character Death Depression now!
by Rntnthegr8 December 17, 2020
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me is has the depress

1. the sound made by jeff when he realises his meme is dead.
2. when someone is too depressed to say that they are depressed.
someone: why are you crying so loudly
you: me is has the depress
someone: 😕
by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020
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