chef david

Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.

John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!

by moie13 December 26, 2013

David laurence

A racist Hitler type of person. This person will never laugh and is probably plotting how he can kill every race except his own.

Wow Hitler was a real David Laurence

by ya boi 76 December 8, 2018

David DuPont

An absolutely godly fortnite player and a very handsome man. His arch rival is a man by the name of connor bain and he is a massive faggot. Any other definitions for David DuPont are false and this definition is the most truthful.

Look at how good he is at fortnite! He must be a David DuPont!

by Wackmysack March 14, 2019

david sanderson

a boneless giraffe, but he’s got a nice ass

person1- why is he so short?
person2- he’s a david sanderson
person1- that explains why he is so thicc

by giraffeosaur January 16, 2019

David Santos

A monkey who plays Brawlhalla. His mating call is "BRUH MOMENT."

Yo David Santos grab me a banana.

by inuJ zetroC June 23, 2019

Stinky David

A black guy who smells and likes to touch the white people aggressively

Oh look it’s stinky david hide the kids honey
What a tar baby

by Doodio November 13, 2019

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019