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That David kid

That one “friend” you hang out with only in a group that always wears a backwards hat, rises for no reason, and most likely watches Disney porn. Sometimes people call him Gayvid just to make him angry
Ok, which one of you invited that David kid again?
by Gayvid2006 June 28, 2021
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David goldsmith

Guy- that David Goldsmith is so annoying and his voice makes me wanna die
Dante- haha I always hated that kid
by fjkjfkdjkdjksdjdf May 24, 2018
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david quintana

that one guy a girl will never want to loose He fills your soul with the best feelings and will always try to make you feel special
girl 1- ayo that’s a big ass dick david quintana!
by jullsz- December 28, 2021
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David Song

Statistically proven to be the most common name for autistic Chinese boys
"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"
by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021
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David Mandy

He is so David Mandy!
by CornerSolution March 28, 2020
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David Flynn

A very sexy man, defines what a man should be with an amazing personality, great figure, sexy face and for a bonus a monster cock. Any girl would be stupid to miss out on the opportunity of talking to this man.
I met David Flynn on the weekend, he’s such a great guy with a bulge bigger than my future, bigger than Mount Everest, what a man!
by A330 January 19, 2022
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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
by T-rent October 10, 2014
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