by LA Woman August 25, 2009
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Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"
Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"
Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"
by Jdub3l September 26, 2009
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A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.
by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010
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jada, your such a closet creeper. when i said " finally time to go BRA shopping, you replied "honeyTMI", but you know your imagination was running wild.
by nice all the time April 15, 2010
Get the closet creeper mug.the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between sucking cock and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the closet homosexual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay butt sex closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.
by The Branch December 6, 2010
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