Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011

Egg chode

I’m hockey slang, egg chode is a version of dirty or nasty... pretty much saying your good

“Brooooo...” “that kids fucking egg chode!”

by We’d December 3, 2019

Beefy chode

A name u give someone when thier dick is very fat and the width is longer than the actual dick itself.

Omg have u seen his dick

Answer: omg yeah he's got such a beefy chode.

by Grannyshagger101 January 30, 2019

chode whistle

The *loud* muffler of a car. Commonly found on pickups, Nissans, Toyotas, and other ricey cars.

"Yo you hear that loud car go by? Its got such a chode whistle"
"Yeah, it sounds really powerful"

by Qocc-nobbler December 5, 2020

Chode Slime

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.

"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."

by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011

Chode Rocket

When you whip the the king kong long shlong and it hits him/her/it in the face before they can open their mouth

"man i just dropped a chode rocket on rebecca."

by Dangitbelikethat May 23, 2020

Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora

Dude, she had the loosest chode canal

by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011