Chode Master

if your name is Blayne you are a chode master which means your penis in wider than it is long (LIKE BLAYNE)
dude do you know Blayne has a massive chode (yea i heard he's a chode master)
by Not_cynic May 09, 2022
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Chode toes

Someone who has ugly toes that look like nubs
Ew look at harriers chode toes they are disgusting
by Alien geezer November 24, 2021
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choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.
dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.
by Joel February 27, 2003
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Chode Slime

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
by Capt Guillotine December 16, 2011
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Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.
Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?
by Loren99 July 26, 2019
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Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.
I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.
by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017
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chode straw

A ring-like (or straw-like) circular object that resembles a chode by being girthier than it is long
by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh August 30, 2021
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