sinky child

the kid in your family which deserves "sinkies" (cinder blocks) instead of floaties at the pool. often the most annoying child in the family or a product of incest. He/She may drool and sneeze excessively, be nearly albino in complexion, bite one's own appendages, and will most likely not be able to form coherent sentences.

a sinky child is: my cousin, my brother Bilo, a whining youth in need of a good smack across the face, and the slow children at play

by GBgoer October 24, 2009

Butter Child

(n.) type of girl that would be perfect to hook up with but she has a child/ children.

She's great, butter child gets in the way.

by datacattt July 29, 2011

Giving birth to a child

Literally the most fucking painful thing in the universe

Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt

by KoneThorix August 4, 2019

Man child

Grown man who acts like a child, in other words Donald Trump

Can't believe he did that, what a man child

by beautifulelf September 23, 2017

no my child, this is not my desire

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Child Porn

Why are you searching for child porn?

I don't need to insert an example of how "Child Porn" is used in a sentence, just don't fucking search for it you virgin faggot.

by JoeHasABungalo February 12, 2018

Child Actor Syndrome

Child Actor Syndrome describes the medical condition of former child stars who are used to being treated like royalty and can't adjust being a normal adult later in life and freak out when faced with any tiny life problem. Being a child star describes how most women under age 25 live, with validation and coddling on all sides, no ability to work hard in anything, and a constant desire to be in the spotlight. This later develops into early stages of Child Actor Syndrome around age 23 or 24.

Guy 1: Why does that girl think she'll be able to finish medical school and be a real doctor?
Guy 2: Child Actor Syndrome. She's just posting about becoming a doctor on Facebook because she's a Like Hunter. She'll drop out in a few weeks. She's unable to adjust to a normal male's existence of getting no attention and simply working hard at things.

by Eric Kazinsky November 26, 2015