free candy van

A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.

Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.

by grundle debris December 3, 2007

Eat Some Candy

Something that you can say when someone under 13 years old, or someone who acts like a little kid says something that’s supposed to be threatening, but isn’t really that threatening

Person 1: “I’ll unfriend you”
Person 2: “Eat some candy”

by Sumsar February 11, 2022

Wall Candy

When one's profile on a networking website i.e. Facebook is covered with comments from attractive looking members of the opposite sex. As a rule of thumb, the more Wall Candy the better off the owner of the "Candied" Wall.

"Damn dude looks like Mike has stepped up his game."
"How so?"
"Bro his Facebook...littered with Wall Candy"
"Hell yeah. Bomb"

by MarcLittle February 2, 2009

candy kid fishing

Going to a rave for the sole purpose of fishing for candy kids.
One must use a fishing pole with a glow stick for a lure.
Once the candy kid spots the glowstick, tug it a little so he/she will instinctively chase.
Then reel it all the way back in.
If their feelings get hurt, give them the glowstick and their faith in humanity will be restored.

"Hey Pete, what did you guys do last night?"

"We went candy kid fishing. It was my first time out, and I caught a Hello Kitty!"

by Swyfty Swyf March 4, 2010

Fill the candy bowl

Taking a shit

I don't like to fill the candy bowl at work, I prefer my own toilet at home.

Can we stop the car at the next rest stop? I need to fill the candy bowl.

After a big thanksgiving dinner, I always need to fill the candy bowl.

by press0129 April 12, 2011

Sweet Candy

Sweet Cunt Any Naive Dude Yums for.

My mouth is watering for some sweet candy tonight!

by The Sweet Candy September 26, 2003

chinese sky candy

(n). Fireworks

Hey any of you guys know where I can score some chinese sky candy?

by Team JPD March 26, 2003