cowboi

A person (usually a man) riding on a horse he had in the back (🤠) wearing a cowboy hat, in a country vest with boots that's black to match.

* walking down the old town road*
person 1: "yo did you see that cowboi?"
person 2: "yeah! he had a noice hat!"

p1: "did he cheat on his baby?"
p2: "yeah, you can go and ask her!"

by drinkyouryeeyeejuicekiddos May 29, 2019

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Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.

The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.

by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023

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Cowboy Specials

Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."

"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."

"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."

by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022

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Cowboys Comeback

When the Dallas Cowboys lead their fans on by closing a large point gap in the fourth quarter, making it seem like they’re going to win, just to end up losing yet another game. Typically involves a stupid play call, bad call by a ref, or turnover.

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s probably just a cowboys comeback...

by NotACowboysFan October 4, 2020

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