Caiden the burglar

The cutest most amazing boy in the entire world :) pero es muy stinky y feo.

I love you so much my stinky

Random creature- “who the hell is Caiden the burglar

Me-“a stinky shit head”

by MEOWOWOOW January 26, 2025

Camden

hes so perfect, in every single way. i cant stop thinking about him. hes smart and kind and stupid yet smart, hes amazing and when you hug him you want to stay there for eternity. hes a weirdo that when u think about him, you cant help but get butterflies inside and smile. hes funny and sweet and you cant feel anything else but your love for him. whenever you hear his name your body gets light and you want to hold him tight(bro that rhymed). you have to leave him eventually but even when hes gone and not here, all you think about is him. he knows you like him but you want say it over and over again and you want to text him “i love you so much my pretty boy” but you cant bring yourself to. hes so pretty and fine with his curly and messy hair and blue eyes that look so so so so so beautiful. his eyes are a basic color but i remember every detail about them. he has black glasses. like omggg camden your eyes are so pretty then you decided to put frames on top of them?? YESSSS <3! anyways..you dont have any lustful thoughts, you just love him purely. if he were to kiss your spots where you got bruised or cut, you would wanna cut yourself everywhere so that he could kiss your spots everywhere. you look back at your texts because you dont text as often anymore. hes so cute. hes such a cutie. i love him so much. i would rant about him forever but my fingers kinda hurt so byeee!

me:*makes a funny joke*
camden: *laughs* (his laugh is perfect in every single aspect btw..oh camden i love you)

by nendousleftbuttcheek January 27, 2025

cadencels

People who are in undying support of Caden… in almost a weird way…

Girl: I can’t believe Caden did that!
Guy: I know… it’s the hard truth cadencels will have to accept.

by skwidwerd February 24, 2025

Caiden

A motherfucker who will pour a drink on your leg if you compliment him

"

"Oh what the fuck did you just did do caiden??"

"Hahahaha

by Caiden is a bitch April 22, 2025

Caiden

Caiden is a handsome man and awesome husband. But he is also a poopy head. And he seems to think that I have an attitude.

Caiden is my husband.

If he doesn’t behave, good he’s not let out.

by Mpost May 13, 2025

Caiden post

Caiden is a handsome man and awesome husband. But he is also a poopy head. And he seems to think that I have an attitude.

Caiden post is my husband. If he doesn’t listen he’s not let out.

by Mpost May 13, 2025

Camden HS

Ghetto school that was use to be called Patrick henry we learning things from the 7th grade. Stank ass bathrooms that are always locked nd ppl always smokin in there. Theres at least a fight every week. Also the track coach fucking a student

Yo aint u go to that fuck ass Camden hs

by Konichiwa pussy June 10, 2025