Investment Boobs

Breasts that, while small, won't become saggy as the woman grows old

"Your fiancee has got some pretty small tits."

"Nah man, think of them as investment boobs."

by fragmonkey September 30, 2011

heather boobs

A girl who claims to have boobs, and while there is some protrusion from the chest, what she has are not what a man would called boobs. They are joke sized and therefore only recognized as "Heather Boobs." They technically exist, but only to the individual with them. The male population at large will reject them as boobs.

Roger: Where are your boobs?
Heather: I have Boobs
Roger: Well, you have Heather boobs.

by Larry 78 October 15, 2017

head boobs

The big squishiness on a snek head

Person 1: Omg! Your snek’s head boobs are so squishy!
Person 2: I know right!
Snek: You hecks, stahp it! Hiisss! Much anger! No touch! *becomes a ball* *does a good hide* *inadvertently becomes even cuter*
Person 1 & 2: *inhuman screeching*

by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 16, 2019

minecraft boobs

Its boobs but in Minecraft

Guy 1 wana watch some minecraft porn
Guy 2 sure
Guy 1 look at does valuptios minecraft boobs

by [???????!????????] May 3, 2019

Bug Boobs

When you say big boobs but but someone thinks you said bug boobs and now you both can’t stop thinking about bug boobs.

big boobs chile anyway

did you say bug boobs?
No what? What eve are bug boobs?
Idk WHAT even are bug boobs?
Hmmmm bug boobs 🧐

by Bigboobz69 November 19, 2019

Discord Boats

Literally the greatest Discord bot list.

Guy 1: Ay yo we need sum of them bots, non of that top.gg nonsense
Guy 2: Hit up Discord Boats yea fam
Guy 1: fuck yeah bro we got mee6 an shit in here now

by applebottomjeansfan6969420 February 25, 2020

National big boobs day

28th august for all the big boobed girls

Happy national big boobs day

by Skettyjr April 25, 2021