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Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"
by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019
mugGet the Beachedmug.

The Duke of Long Beach

A man that comes from the United Kingdom that lives in Long Beach, California.
The Duke of Long Beach is driving down PCH in his mustang.
by FMason September 30, 2021
mugGet the The Duke of Long Beachmug.

Beach, beach, bitch

Same as "duck, duck, goose" except the word duck is replaced with beach and the word goose is replaced with bitch.
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."
I played Beach, Beach, Bitch with a group of 50 people once.
by CancerAndEbolaPatient May 1, 2018
mugGet the Beach, beach, bitchmug.

labrewna beach

Two gals taking on this crazy world one day at a time.
Gal 1: Is it labrewna beach?
Gal 2: Yes! I'll get the beer.
by justagalbeingagal September 21, 2017
mugGet the labrewna beachmug.

Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.
Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting
by 0lorin January 14, 2019
mugGet the Beach-batemug.

beach

a collective name for a group of selfish people.
A beach of selfish people caused the infection rate to rise substantially
by Angry Striver May 31, 2020
mugGet the beachmug.

Gold beach

The town that will suck your soul dry of life where every corner has tweakers and homeless people and where you could go up to anyone and ask if they got drugs
Go damn gold beachiens
by May may#1 March 18, 2022
mugGet the Gold beachmug.

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