Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.

Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.

by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018

you're illegal

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society

Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal

by moonshineinsea August 6, 2021

you're

A word following an adjective towards someone.

toxic guy 1: your so dumb >:)
victim: you're*
toxic guy 1: *is offended*

by TwistXL September 6, 2022

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

you're mom gay

It's a joke used by adults, however it's mostly used by teenagers who don't know basic grammar and they're trying to make an insult.

- You are not disciplined, you don't know basic grammar and you have zero responsibility for anything.
- you're mom gay

Related: ur mom gay gay meme grammar

by uglyninja March 16, 2018

You're gonna need a bigger mansion

What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.

As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.

by QuacksO March 29, 2025

No, YOU'RE an insurrection!

Yeahahahah... Totally. Didn't direct anything. I literally just did this. You sat there and watched the whole time. It WASN'T THAT. It was this.

Retard "No, YOU'RE an insurrection!"

Hym "Yeah, that's like you're one trick, isn't it? And that claim that I don't think Schizophrenia is real? That's what I mean when I talk about reductio ad absurdum. You hoist the reductio ad absurdum and then try to rope me in to talking parallel to the thing I ACTUALLY said. Doesn't work. I do want to see you guess explain this to ANYONE. 'Yeah, we did a truman show to a guy and then when he threatened kids over it we monetized it and piled on while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to prevent Hym from getting within arms reach of a kid.' That'll go over well. Especially now that online influencer can be liable for radicallizing their viewer... We all know exactly how far I'll go to impress little Emma over there. So... Yeah."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024