cunt inspector

Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.

The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.

by Dirty Mike H. July 6, 2015

Dribbly cunt

Vagina incencently weeping either with odourous vaginal juices or seeping cum, perhaps from intercourse in the recent past or within the last day especially with multiple men

babe your dribbly cunt is stinking all over my fingers

by GlennW October 29, 2007

Cunt Smacker

Someone who is rough during sexual intercourse.
Someone who enjoys slapping cunt.

Your dad is a cunt smacker.

I like being a cunt smacker.

Your a cunt smacker, were over.

by Brooke And Jami January 17, 2009

Sick cunt

Oi nah he’s a fucking sick cunt aye.

Your a fucking sick cunt.

by Yeh nah July 1, 2019

Cunt Crud

When after intercourse, the Vaginal Juices dry and your shaft, pubic hair and scrutum are covered with a mucus-like substance which is quite sticky, until bone-dry, then appearing like dandruff.

I nailed this chick last night, but i got a wicked deposit of Cunt Crud.

by in4GBH May 25, 2009

boot cunt

Someone who is such a douchebag that they need to be called something stronger but STILL hasn't reached the level of motherfucker

Tom felt the need to post a shitty comment on my page that was NOT necessary - that boot cunt!

by caligal September 30, 2013

cunt crunchies

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.

When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.

by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009