bbq sauce on my titties

Something to say to a girl men you're horny. Makes them cum much faster and it will turn them on! Also a good word to call your grandparents, it will turn them on really fast so that its easy to have sex with them after.
Donald Trump said "bbg sauce on my titties" when he fucked his wife to get his child.

guy: hey babe, bbq sauce on my titties!
girl: Omg baby! Youŕe making me cum soo fast aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
guy: thats what I like to hear;)
girl: Baby spit in my ear!

by gay nibber fuck March 8, 2019

twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

gotta beat my meat

The song made by my retarded friend at school sings when needs to masturbate

Oh shit! My eggroll is erect I gotta beat my meat!

by Wa Wa Waterboy April 23, 2018

give me my 2

when someone say some stupid shit and you get to slap them twice hard ass you can .

richard said give me my 2 .

by wett wetty April 19, 2017

shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.

"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"

by Durpadurkader September 24, 2017

bite my tongue off

enjoy a meal.

I'd bite my tongue off if I could.

by Philosophical-Cat November 2, 2017

My Brother Chris Brown

Adjective: An insult meant to perturb those around you. Especially your mother, father, cats, dogs, and lame chimpanzees. It is a sin to be a My Brother Chris Brown and squirrels will find he or she called a My Brother Chris Brown irresistible. Beware of rabid squirrels, however, as they may or may not try to rape the offender. From trees... Or shrubs.

Verb: To run like a duck with chlamydia or sandy bollocks. May or may not include a beach or sandpaper. Always includes duck. Quack...

Adjective: My teachers are being such My Brother Chris Browns. Luckily, I saw a tree of squirrels out back. And a shrub.
Verb: Your sister is My Brother Chris Brown in the backyard landfill.

by Noah Ravenwood May 7, 2018