You're shitting me

Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.

You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

shit o' fuck

Usually past tence, it is the time when you are in deep shit and/or saying the word "fuck" repeadedly because of constant screw ups.

It was shit o' fuck when I was asked to prove that I had studied last night.

by Kurbeeh July 25, 2008

shit-stained balls

when you shit all over the place and forget to wipe or shower, making your balls all shit-stained and smelly.

"when i was drunk i got diarrhea and didn't wipe, so i had shit-stained balls!"

by Phill McCrackin June 30, 2008

Eat shit and die

This is used by Me to refer to Lyke Banks when he is talking shit

"Eat shit and go die Lyke"

by Steven Eadie January 25, 2005

shit-house-bitch

when a guy is taking a mean shit and a slut comes and busts the restroom door open and sucks him off

after i ate three orders of spicy ass jumbo sour cream and bean burrito, i got the runs so i took a shit and leslies slutty ass came in and pulled a shit-house-bitch.

by cody and gilbert May 31, 2007

up shit fuck

up shit fuck is basically the same as fuck shit up except its ∞ times better!!!

omg up shit fuck!

by meeerrrrow July 12, 2010

brick shit house

A term your buddy will use to describe a hot chick. You know she may be hot, but there is just no way to ever get with her because she looks to much like a dude.

friend "hey check her out"
you "she built like a brick shit house"
friend "wow, she's hot"
you "yeah okay" to yourself "how well do I know this dude, weirdo"

by jackiebauer May 8, 2008