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touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010
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Low Taper Touch

The act of touching somebody with the tip of a writing utensil after licking it.
by cry0n1s1s May 25, 2025
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jesus cheese touch

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch
Jesus cheese touchwhat the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus
by Chazz@ March 21, 2022
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023
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touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).
hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).
by rredrocket April 11, 2025
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Touch

To make sensual or sexual physical contact, oftentimes without consent; in other words, grope, fondle, or molest.
Jake: I'm going to touch you.
Mary: Not if I touch you first.
Emmanuel: I wanna get touched...
by TheSnekDen September 20, 2025
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Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after
by JOJO stir March 17, 2024
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