reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.

Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.

by cut the cards December 19, 2022

Fuck around and find out

It's a preamble to an ass beating. Widely used by Southern and Northern African Americans. My Grandad who was in his late 80's back in the 70's used to say it to us kids when we were misbehaving.

"Keep making all that damned noise out there and fuck around and find out about an ass whooping."

by Cybrcynt August 15, 2023

suck around and find out

Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.

Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.

Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?

by Jenxee June 6, 2022

Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off

Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities

by arsen_28 June 10, 2022

Bees around the honey pot

The small crusty particles of shit that cling to the hair surrounding ones shit hole in hot temperatures

God mate it’s so hot! If this heat continues there’ll definitely be some bees around the honey pot before noon

by joey boy 1989 April 26, 2019

brown sugar reach around

The brown sugar reach around is when you feed somebody brown sugar to keep them distracted or satisfied while you fuck them in the ass. Mainly, it's the use of friendly deception while you screw someone over.

My soon to be ex and I were in divorce negotiations and I gave her the ol' brown sugar reach around.

by Micah25 March 21, 2008

Jeffin' Around (To Jeff)

To hang around the Pennsauken track team and have your colon ruptured by them several times. Also, to be hated by one's father simultaneously. In another sense, the colon the ruptred is ruptured by the Terminator - see "industrial steel colon".

Look at the douche, he's Jeffin' around (to jeff), he's gonna have to be in the hospital for a rectal doctor for 3 months!

by dbsb June 6, 2011