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4 definitions by joey boy 1989

The flakey and sometimes crusty pellets of turd that accumulate around ones dunger
“Man,that new loo paper is terrible! barely did the job,I’m bound to be left with swarf around the drill hole after wiping with that stuff...”
by joey boy 1989 May 22, 2019
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The small crusty particles of shit that cling to the hair surrounding ones shit hole in hot temperatures
God mate it’s so hot! If this heat continues there’ll definitely be some bees around the honey pot before noon
by joey boy 1989 April 26, 2019
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she slipped a finger in and tickled my shitoris
by joey boy 1989 July 28, 2017
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The small but funky pleasure gland in a gentleman’s shit cavern
“Last night was so good,she even used her fingers to stimulate my shitoris
by joey boy 1989 May 21, 2019
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