Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024

Alter Toddy Tickler

luxpaws system alter named toddy tickler
He likes to tickle toddlers, doesn’t get in troubel with law because he can plead insanity.

“Lux tickled my toddler!” “Oh, no thats just The Alter Toddy Tickler.”

by .sinicism March 26, 2024

Detroit Teddybear

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear

Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time

by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024

goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

The Teddy

When you just can’t stop guzzling down an entire bucket of popcorn to yourself while everyone watches

I went on a date last night to the movies and we bought popcorn to share but she pulled the teddy and it was gone before the previews ended

by Aguy February 1, 2026

bara tiddies

pectorals of a toned male. named for the bara art genre, typically depicting gay men with absurdly large muscles, and by consequence, huge pecs.

i could bury my face in enji's bara tiddies

by qazwtf March 8, 2025

Stunt Tiddies

When a starlet in a movie has a huge rack when fully dressed but later when she's nude they ain't all that.

"DAT BITCH GOT NEKID AND SHE HAD DEM STUNT TIDDIES!"

by Sway Dizzle December 15, 2025