hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 09, 2017

mage fist

A sex act: To dip your hand in glitter and insert into an agreed upon orifice in your partner

Man, sex last night was wild. He gave me a Mage Fist and I'm still picking glitter out of my growler

by Syx the Mighty March 02, 2018

Ballistic fist

When one fists another.

‘She loves the ballistic fist’ said Jenifer Lopez

by Blueseyeslongone May 08, 2024

Star fisting

When you take a starfish and repeatedly shove it up someone’s ass.

I went to grandmas house last night and walked in on grandpa star fisting her in the oysters and she loved it.

by Whiskey151 April 05, 2018

fist mop

when a man with unusually hairy hands and knuckles removes his fist from the vagina, and his hand is covered in vaginal residue.

"That Turkish guy I hooked up with last night cleaned my pussy out with his fist mop."

by smashtastic and roberto January 28, 2017

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

Fisting my Tiramisu

Punching a dessert or taking the piss

Jamie, stop doin that...you fisting my Tiramisu?

by Kendotronic3000 February 09, 2022