Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.

"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"

by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024

frozen fist

The act of leaving your hands in the snow until they are frostbitten, then thawing your hands by fisting someone.

Sean couldn't wait until the first snow of the year so that he could show Sara the frozen fist.

by Cmac19 December 1, 2023

survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration

Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"

by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015

Scissor Fist

When you fist somebody with both hands extended like an open pair of scissors

"I scissor fisted Rebecca last night it was so hot"

by Singaporean man May 27, 2024

Bloody Fist Records

Newcastle's (NSW) greatest exports. Founded by DJ Mark Newlands in about 1994, it saw a shit ton of releases, from acts/groups/people/fuckinwhatever like Nasenbluten (Aaron Lubinski (aka Xylocane), Mark Newlands (aka Overcast) and David Melo (aka Disassembler), The Burke brothers (aka Syndicate), Brendon Brooks (aka Epsilon), etc.

Bloody Fist Records closed at 3pm on the 1st of October 2004.

Person 1: "Fuck, how good was Bloody Fist Records?"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, that was a fuckin good label"

by mr.balls. February 24, 2025

Romanian Iron Fist

When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable

Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"

by varxiq June 24, 2022

Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 24, 2023