United States Navy

The worlds finest Navy, comprised of ships to transport Marines to the middle of nowhere to kill men women and children who are widely untrained, planes to bomb shit so the marines can walk into the smoldering crater and act like they actually did something useful like they used to a hundred years ago, and land based forces to keep retard marines from getting blown up by IEDs or dying from extreme mental retardation while they act like they've ever done something.
A branch of the military that goes out to sea in large vessels where they could all die together without having the chance to scatter like hollywood marines.
"I hate the Marine Corps. I never do anything but get fucked over. I should have joined the real UNITED STATES NAVY instead of trying to imitate the Army"

"The Marine Corps is the retarded afterbirth of the UNITED STATES NAVY"

"The UNITED STATES NAVY does awesome shit that is actually useful."
by HungryFlapJackDude April 17, 2010
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North Carolina State

Over-rated School in Raliegh, Nc. Usually attended by rednecks and NC farm children that are not accepted to UNC. Everything there is named after there mascot The Wolf or Wolf Pack.
Hey Man, I'll tell you what, yall wanna go down to NC State for a Good ol' fashoned ejecation?
by The Godfather February 06, 2005
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Florida State University

This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.
Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.
by ThePenetratorAKANicoleGavarrhe February 02, 2016
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Michigan State University

a) Inferior college.
b) For those who did not get into the University of Michigan.
c) for those with a gpa of 2, and SAT score of 400.
Mike attended Michigan State because he was not smart enough to be accepted to The University of Michigan
by Michigan College Rankings January 17, 2005
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Virginia State Police

Those rockin' dudes you see in dem pimped out crown vics wifh dem bigass VHF antennas in the Commonwealth of Virginia

Frequencies Used By the Virginia State Police (not listing repeater input frequencies).:

039.5400 Statewide Intersystem
042.8600 Base Stations Point to Point
154.6650 Mobile to Mobile
154.6800 Special Protection unit
154.6950 Mobile to Mobile
158.9850 Base to Mobile
159.0000 Base to Mobile
159.1350 Base to Mobile
159.1650 Base to Mobile
453.3500 Mobile Extenders
458.3500 Mobile Extenders
Kshhhht, Fairfax, this is car 596, we got a 10-50 on the interstate.
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 07, 2004
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North Carolina State

The school in Raleigh for the worst people in the world. They are horrible at sports and have the worst Football, Basketball, and Baseball teams in the state. They are way worse than the UNC, Duke, and Wake.
by Laurie Beth April 30, 2005
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North Carolina State

For north carolina's rednecks. most any graduate comes out of there serving unc graduates their french fries for life. a bunch of no good, lousy, redneck drunks. the proudest aspect of NCSU are their sports, which UNC has dominated them in since their pathetic inception not so many years ago.
North Carolina's flagship school and top producer of our state's business and political leaders.
by UNCspecial k May 26, 2005
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