when a female blows into the asshole of her male counterpart while simultaneously giving him a reacharound(jacking him off) as if she were playing a trobone..a rusty one that is.
by Gus&Sam August 3, 2006
Get the rusty trobonemug. 1. Slang term for hand job.
2. The act of one taking his/her hand and stroking the male shaft in an up and down motion until orgasm.
2. The act of one taking his/her hand and stroking the male shaft in an up and down motion until orgasm.
Chris: Oh man, I found a rusty penny on the sidewalk!
Will: What a coincidence, your mother gave me a rusty penny last night, followed by a rusty nickel!
Will: What a coincidence, your mother gave me a rusty penny last night, followed by a rusty nickel!
by CockBad February 9, 2010
Get the Rusty Pennymug. by cubanluis March 16, 2008
Get the rusty screwdrivermug. It's the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn't had sex in years. You do her in the butt, and she has bloody stool. Then, while having tons of bloody shit on your dick, you slide it into her bloody period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red vagina-or a Rusty Taco.
Picking up the last skanky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed tits, sporting a Sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the fuck she burns down so many Marb Reds without igniting her 80's glamour shot hair sprayed pube farm of hair. Also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing ass-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. She may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing Hells Angel thugs at age 17.
by Harm Nasty May 3, 2011
Get the Rusty Tacomug. Sarah pulled Goomba's dick out of her ass, and cleaned that rusty scupper by scraping off all the sharnicles with a toothy blowjob.
by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013
Get the Rusty Scuppermug. by big_al71 October 31, 2010
Get the Rusty slippermug. A sexual act involving penetrating the anus with some object (such as a penis, a fist, or a turkey baster). When pulling the object out of the anus, fecal matter comes out, and one of the participants eats the fecal matter and any bodily fluids that accompany it.
Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.
Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.
by TeaseAllMen November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug.