Happy BJ

During the course of your birthday, your significant other puts your penis in their mouth and proceeds to sing "Happy Birthday" to you.

"That Happy BJ was amazing."

by csounds November 4, 2009

happy tired

v.to be happy and tired at the same time
v.to be slap happy

i'm so happy tired= im very happy and tired too.

by vampiressoffct July 3, 2008

happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...

Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night

by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019

Happy yesterbirth

What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day

Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide

by 99coronasonawall June 2, 2020

chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014

Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.

I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.

by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014

happy bott

A person who annoys the crap out of you and is very toxic.

That kid is a happy bott

by HappyXD December 9, 2020