Goon

Lots of definitions but in the UK means, muppet, idiot, sucker(US)

used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way

Eg. Him: “nawww your so cute uno x😍”
Her: “haha ur such a goon X”

by Yosupfam September 9, 2018

Opti-goons

Stands for “Optimized Gooners” It’s just a Vrchat group.

“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”

by 6Royal99 April 27, 2025

Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals

He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch

by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022

Moon Gooning

When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.

John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"

Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."

by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023

Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.

Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.

That prick is a goon jockey.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy

james flick onion gooned everywhere

by goon maxer November 21, 2024