Daveed

A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.
Daveed loves pussy
by pussylove9000 April 18, 2024
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Dave Furnell

One who’s socks always have holes in.
“wow that guys socks have a lot of holes in them!”

“he must be a dave furnell!”
by cowboy opts October 19, 2020
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Daved Bavid

a very cool david who just awesome in every way, and is able to get any girl he wants.
Did you hear about Daved Bavid's girlfriend? She has awesome tits.
by david is me July 23, 2022
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Dave has had s just just

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I Dave has had s just just died.
by Deez nuts in your jaws August 13, 2022
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Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.
Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
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maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021
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