dutch suckle

A dutch suckle is when two males sit back to back auto-fellating themselves, pushing each other to bob up and down on themselves.

Last night when rocky and i were sitting back to back we decided to get naked and dutch suckle.

by Logan Woolf February 23, 2009

Dutch Chair

A person mades a fart in a chair making it stay in then leaves leaving it for the next person to sit down and a wiff of the fart

NOOO DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR ITS FILLED WITH FARTS BECAUSE ITS A DUTCH CHAIR !

by Mrdistractions October 6, 2010

Fat Dutch

This is something you shout when you fail and killing a hard monster on an online game like Runescape.

FFS Bas you Fat Dutch you made me fail at Jad.

by Brad_ May 4, 2010

Dutch butt

When you're so fat that it looks like you have an ass on your forehead

Fat Albert has a Dutch butt, what a fatass

by ThatMountain44 January 9, 2015

dutch rudder

When you stick your hand up somebody's ass, grab their tailbone, and lead them around the room - much like steering a sailboat. This can also be done by using a butt plug with a handle on it, but is then called a dutch tugboat.

I put some swifters on Leif's clogs before giving him a Dutch Rudder. Living room floor was clean in about an hour!

by Mr Michael Bolton May 30, 2006

dutch-mother

a term defined as being a deuche mother, deuche being commonly misspelled by stupid children, hence has been converted to dutch, and mother as in mother fucker

John-HA i raped your sister last night

Bill: STFU john, you are such a dutch-mother

or

Brendan: I fucking hate that kid

Jacob: Yeah, he is such a dutch mother

by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009

dutch gold

Clever nick-name for Amstel Light Beer

Me: Another beer, Pontus?
Pontus: Ja, Dutch Gold please.

by Sean W. February 14, 2006