Table

A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON

TABLE=CONSPIRACY

by Dr.Hu November 27, 2021

Tabletop

When you’re in middle school and have a crush but you still believe the opposite gender has cooties so instead of admitting your feelings for them you have 6 of your friends crouch behind them in a line near the edge of a hill and push them down. Your crush and her parents will now always remember you as the reason that kid needed stitches and therapy for the next 10 years.

I’m going to tabletop your girlfriend later.

by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021

Table

Something broken

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken

by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022

table eater

A table eater usually takes the name dean after falling on to a table and smashing his teeth

Omg did you see that guy smashing his teeth of the table he's such a table eater

by Curb Eater January 28, 2022

table

something that holds up items

the table is stll

by eruyd2228 December 20, 2021

Table

It is an object in many homes wheee you sit to eat at or draw. It is very useful.

Mother: “Gordon come down for dinner at the table!”

Gorgon: “If we can get a new table”

by Dog fleas December 26, 2021

Table leg move

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg

I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning

by Krig6user December 31, 2021