a term you say after a long night/morning of drinking. usually in a state of hungoverness
an incorrect answer in a game of the family feud
an incorrect answer in a game of the family feud
"man, that was a crazy night............................................................................................FOOTBALL STARS!!!!!!!!!!" *people laughing*
or
"name a famous mllionaire."-feud host
"Football stars!!!!"-crazy imbred old gramma
hungover
or
"name a famous mllionaire."-feud host
"Football stars!!!!"-crazy imbred old gramma
hungover
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Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
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Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Bob asks his divorced friend John if he would ever get married again. John replies " If I want to get a Morning Star again I would hope to star on an internet porn site so I can make money getting fucked in the ass instead of paying an ex-wife to give me a Morning Star." Bob has no choice but to respond with "well said sir."
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
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