A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.
Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.
That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.
That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.
by ChickenRidge September 8, 2013
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to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
by rachelarriaga April 6, 2008
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Term used as a noun or verb to describe a person, or the actions of a person, who is totally unreliable.
i.e. a flake
i.e. a flake
Mike, where were you the other night?! You totally squirreled! You were supposed to meet us at the bar!
by TheJake67 January 14, 2009
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this kid I know Scott is the biggest squirrel. He took a hit bigger than any of us and didn't even throw in.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
by MastaBlasta420 September 21, 2009
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by HydrocholricAcid November 19, 2010
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Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.
NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.
NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.
1) My girlfriend and I are so close, we're probably less than one squirrel away at any given moment.
2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.
2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.
by Mister Cameo October 18, 2012
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