Spoon

Total moron

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k

by Johnathan_Smith March 05, 2018

Spoon

A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony

Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!

by Lilspoon12 June 03, 2018

Spoon

A spoon is someone who is to dumb to realize when you are in need of a fork.

My gosh, Beckie is such a spoon trying to wash her hands with bleach.

by ItzLuci August 13, 2018

Spoon

You Eat Booty Without this tool

How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.

by EmotionalSuport_ February 05, 2020

Spoon

A type of nigga you don’t fuck with

My friend Daniel is such a spoon ass bitch ass crab ass nigga.

by Ben danger April 10, 2019

Spoon

Another word for idiot. Examples include: Mumbo Jumbo.

Ugh, he is a total spoon.

by Toby Forsyth December 17, 2017

Spoon

A really stupid person

Louise you friggin spoon.

by xh_wn December 11, 2021