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Miami shopping cart

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.
by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022
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School Shooting

A School Shooting is when a man shoots a bunch of kids into a woman’s school.
Man: ima do a School Shooting!
Woman: ok I think I’m ready shoot those kids inside me!
by RandomOutOfContexg November 17, 2022
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Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.
by anonymous December 3, 2022
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Canadian Shooting Range

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.
Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?
by bmf85 December 6, 2022
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screen shopping

To browse a website's inventory without purchasing anything

Window shopping but online, through your screen.
My sister likes screen shopping on Amazon instead of studying
by newwordgenerator December 28, 2022
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Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.
*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.
by Fattem January 18, 2023
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story-shooting

someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.
Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*

''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers

friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
by bloodymemojisho February 22, 2023
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