59 seconds

something that won't take more than a minute.

" Oh you wanna shoot the heady? Gimme my 59 seconds."

by D-black July 24, 2007

Fat Second

a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.

"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"

"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."

by hayhayandgraham July 15, 2009

8 Second Rule

In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.

Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?

AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!

Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!

AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!

by Gomer B. January 19, 2011

12 seconder

when someone shoots their load within 12 seconds during their blow job virginity

Bethany: i didn't realise you were a 12 seconder mike
Mike: (cries)
Harry: ahh you 12 seconder

by sash haz jack x2 November 9, 2011

5 Second Rule

The window time a hot female has to make her point before a guy shifts his attention to her rack.

Hot Girl:I just read this book on feminist movement and realized how poorly men have treated women over the past century.

Hot Girl:Hey! Are you listening to me!

Guy:Oh! I'm sorry babe 5 second rule.

by Midorisan October 18, 2012

One second

n.

An unstandardized unit of measurement commonly used to describe a period of five or more minutes.

In the public restrooms
Guy#1: Hurry up asshole, I ain't got all day!
Guy#2: Just one second, goddamnit, I'm almost done!
(20 minutes later Guy#2 leaves)

by Wunt sum sawwwce? August 8, 2014

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021