Slapping the Bag

A term used to refer to a male jerking himself off.

What are you doing? ...Hanging out slapping the bag?

by Pinkruler August 6, 2012

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Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

by Forko January 14, 2007

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slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

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Shlapper

A shlapper is another word for penis. word is used in the scentence "Shlob on your shlapper" refering to somone sucking your penis.

Shlob on your shlapper

by wenterprises June 28, 2010

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slappy

When one grubs money off people. Synonomous with a mooch or leech

yo foo gimme some money for food.
You such a slappy rofl rofl.

by Conzeus August 17, 2004

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slapper

An ecstasy pill that kicks in really fast

"niggaa i got some slappers we finna roll hard!"

by sttankeygurl12 December 31, 2009

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1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.

2)said after something funny and stupid happens.

1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"

2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009

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