Someone who is so obsessed with pornography that he is a level above porn extremist (which is one level above porn fanatic).
Adam loves talking about porn so much that I'd consider him at least a threat level orange porn terrorist.
by cobelz February 16, 2009
Get the porn terroristmug. To fool your girlfriend by hiding your tame wank mags in an easy place, to throw her off the scent of the barely legal hardcore stuff well hidden elsewhere.
My girlfriend found my fiestas hidden under the bed and threw them out.She'll never think to look for my Private collection though.I guess thats a good porn sacrifice.
by Marc Bentley January 13, 2007
Get the porn sacrificemug. verb: The act of hiding pornographic content in otherwise innocuous material, such as letters or web pages, with the intent of surprising or shocking the recipient.
noun: The pornographic content hid in the aforementioned innocuous material.
noun: The pornographic content hid in the aforementioned innocuous material.
Sample Ninja Porn: "The funniest thing happened to me the other day. I went to Fatburger to get lunch. While I was there, I overheard a conversation in the next line over about how breathless, panting gasps accentuated the rhythm of their bodies, writhing together while intertwined in an animal embrace. Though I was intrigued, I decided that the #1 combo was too expensive; I ended up getting just the normal hamburger and a cup of water."
verb: Did you see that? I just ninja porned Alice!
noun: You totally got Alice with that ninja porn; good job!
verb: Did you see that? I just ninja porned Alice!
noun: You totally got Alice with that ninja porn; good job!
by Stephen Anthony Uy December 15, 2008
Get the ninja pornmug. by Maurice Del Taco March 4, 2010
Get the Albino Pornmug. A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good suprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
by diehard_86 May 26, 2006
Get the Suprise Pornmug. The arduous task of looking for decent porno to whack it to because you have already seen everything decent on the porn sites you regularly visit. Those most likely to have to do the porn grind are those who are picky about what they orgasm to.
It took me 45 mins. to find something decent to whack off to because my porn sites don't update fast enough. Still, the porn grind is worth it.
by Jaluoo June 25, 2009
Get the Porn Grindmug. A movie filmed where shit is the main focus of entertainment and sexual stimulation. Made for sick people and Germans. Some times refered to Scheizer porn.
by Faillace May 3, 2006
Get the shit pornmug.