Polish outhouse

1: When a woman's thighs are the same size as their buttocks.

2: cankles, but it's thighs.

The only reason I go to the gym is to stare at thick girls doing squats, the ones built like Polish Outhouses.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024

Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.

Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals

by FurryHunter69 April 28, 2023

Polish gymnastics

The act and art of ball licking.

Susan used her skills in polish gymnastics to give my balls a fair amount of licking.

by Epistemicballz March 22, 2021

Polish draw bridge

A sexual position involving three parties incorporating two parties on either end with one in the middle. On one end, one party penetrates the middle party while holding the legs of them as the 'bridge'. On the other side, the 'bridge' party delivers oral to the third party who is supporting her by the shoulders. The draw bridge comes into full effect through the motion on the first party lifting the middles body up and away from the oral recipient and back down offering erotic cuckhold opportunities.

"Yo Jake, did you ask Natasha if she was down to Polish draw bridge this weekend?"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"

by mrRager13413 December 26, 2020

Polish independence day

Polish independence day is in November 11th. If you thought Americans were crazy in 4th of July then oh boy...

After 123 years of enslavement by Ussr and Third Reich on November 11th poles finally got their freedom and even though it's been a long time since the end of the ww2, all polish people are extremely energetic to celebrate their national celebration!

Oh man, I'm pumped for polish independence day!

by UrKermit November 7, 2019

Polish Male

A polish male (also known as a femboy) can be found in Poland wearing skirts and thigh highs, probably saying something on the lines of "uwu" or "nya"

Man 1: "What is that guy in the maid outfit over there doing?"

Man 2: "Don't worry, he is just the average polish male."

Man 1: "Woah"

by CrazyMonkey31 December 13, 2022

Dirty Polish Woman

A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.

The Dirty Polish woman really did me badly I nearly broke her window

by DirtyPolishPerson August 4, 2022