When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.
by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015
A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023
The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.
Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"
Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
by Professor Tunnycliff July 01, 2014
by PepperMens June 02, 2021
Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer. The difference is in the finish: after dropping your butt bomb, you smear it around in a circular motion on her (or his) chest with your asscheeks...just like a vehicular Lawnjob, though instead of tearing up someone's lawn with your car, you smearing last night's dinner all over your sex partner.
by jagpipe willy February 04, 2023
Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.
by MontyFanBoi December 06, 2023
Sergeant: Are your shoes scuffed, solider? Are you looking for Rub D.N. Boot Polish? Well why don’t you Rub DEEEZ NUTTZZZ!
by The D.N. Expert February 23, 2023