Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.

That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.

by basher09 September 7, 2021

Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.

You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.

by Hen Mustache October 6, 2021

hot must

when you have musty features (such as looking like you haven't showered in 5 days), but it is overpowered by your level of hotness.

daaaaamnnnn *aggressively brushes teeth* that senior from our school is so hot must

by dickcheeselover30 November 29, 2021

What must cut?

A rude phrase used in response to irrelevant information that has been brought to your attention and has no value to your life whatsoever. Most likely annoying

Sunny: “I was on FaceTime with ”

Jack: “Okay now what must cut?”

by Miyagison January 9, 2022

Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022

Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone

His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!

by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022

The Mustachio

After you kick the hell out of someone that done did you wrong you bend him over his own automobile. Drop his pants jam his finger in his ass and then wipe it across his top lip the mustachio

Derek stole 500 bucks for me the next time I see him not only am I going to kick his ass I'm giving him the mustachio.

by @Slapnuts@ June 25, 2022