minimum wage day wrecker

someone who earns minimum wage yet has the ability to ruin your day

I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed

by NickyLags September 11, 2010

mining engineer

noun: a person that goes to school to work in a certain field of expertise pertaining to mining. Generally with a minor or an emphasis in explosives or things that go boom. It is not a very dangerous field, despite constantly working with explosives. Studies show that majorly almost 85% of mining engineer majors are pyromaniacs or enjoy destroying things in some manner.

"That guy majored in 'Mining Engineering?' Man that sounds boring! He just goes around with a pick axe and mines shit?!"

"No you idiot!!! He gets to BLOW SHIT UP FOR A LIVING!!!"

by Spartan B34 February 19, 2009

Vagina Mining

Any act of vaginal penetration

"I mined jessica's vagina last night"

"He such a player, always vagina mining"

by Justin Briones and Justin Evans September 9, 2008

minizzle

A unit of time. Greater than 59 seconds but not more than 61 seconds. Commonly used in referance to initiating a pause in the spacial time continum for the sole purpose of alerting the reciepient to prepare for the imminent relaying of important information between a speaker and an audience.

"Now wait just one minizzle"

by Joey DiJulio December 10, 2003

MiniMan

A man who because of having a family is forced into getting a minivan. This leads to him driving aggressively and erraticlly because of this theoritical emasculation to his manhood.

I just got cut off by a MiniMan on I-69.

by Mr. Republican August 16, 2011

MiniK

a twitch prime emote witch has a mini kappa instead of a normal kappa

can i see your small penis MiniK

by Lord fartamor May 27, 2017

Pussy Mining

The act of passing a kidney stone while having sex. Then reaching in and grabbing the precious jem. Then revealing it to your partner.

You should have seen Lucille's face when she discover I was pussy mining her. Then I put the stone on a ring and asked her to marry me. So wanna get some lunch?

by anthonyw December 29, 2007