Liberal

Liberal is someone who is open minded, but will f@&& you up if it’s unfair.

Higher power: Hey I want you to sacrifice everything, for Half of what your sacrifice, you need me

Liberals: B@&& YOU NEED ME JUST AS WELL AS I NEED YOU!!

by ____Mo_____ January 24, 2019

Liberal

Hillary Clinton

Damn Hillary Clinton is such a liberal

by Big daddy o5 November 21, 2018

Liberal

A glorified conservative

Guy 1: Hey why does Jack whine so much?
Guy 2: He's a liberal.

by Sadguru47 January 17, 2019

libation of the hops persuasion

An allusion to gay sex.

Seeing as today is officially the beginning of patio season would anyone be in the mood for a libation of the hops persuasion?

by John Hancock69 April 17, 2008

liarcracker

n. a person(cracker) who decieves people by lying to them in a disgraceful manner.

At school I am a liarcracker.

by Montana Bananna May 22, 2008

Libeary

A giant bear that roams libraries everywhere looking for kids to eat. The libeary can also shrink itself to hide behind books so that when you pull out a book, it hops out and eats you. Then you are stuck inside the libeary's tummy forever.

Little Johnny: "Finally!" (breathes in air) "the libeary!"
Librarian: "No, you silly goose! this isn't the libeary!"
Little Johnny: "Oh...well, where IS the libeary?!"
Librarian: "I'll show you the libeary if you be REAL quiet."
Little Johnny: "Right Oh, Libearian!"
Librarian: "Okay, THERE is the libeary."
Little Johnny: "AHHHH!" (runs out of library screaming)

by Grace2598 February 9, 2010

Liar's Hair

When Heat and Humidity reach a perfect balance hair falls into a category where it is known as Liar's Hair.

It is going to rain tomorrow morning. I bet I get liar's hair around noon.

by J.Chamberlain June 11, 2011