Italian Pitstop

In a group activity, where the fastest person takes a break to recover, until the slowest person arrives; then they immediately leave.

"Bro, don't do an italian pitstop on me - I'm out of breath".

by Kuncho December 13, 2022

The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.

“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.

by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

Toni The Italian

When a boy does something non-acceptable the legend says that a tall, buff Italian man by the name Toni will rape said boy in the arse with his 16 inch Johnson.

"I will do something that will a lotta people off"
"Be Carefull, or Toni The Italian will get ya!"

by Geoffthehomosexualskeleton July 25, 2023

Italian Whisperer

An old Italian woman who whispers loudly, so that everyone can hear her and in turn, embarrasses herself and everyone around her

Everyone heard my what my mom was saying because she is an Italian Whisperer

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Italian Whisperer

An old Italian woman who thinks she is whispering but speaks so loudly that everyone can hear; in turn, embarrassing herself and everyone around her

Everyone heard what my mom said because she is an Italian whisperer.

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023