jankey-ass

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"

by JMilf August 5, 2008

ass goatee

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.

Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.

by trainee October 25, 2007

ass gasket

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

by alascar August 19, 2010

swampy ass

A situation that develops from leftover poo from your last bowell movement and lack of proper wiping and then going into an environment where you sweat a lot and you whip up a slippery swampy mess where your butt cheeks slip and slide as you walk.

A synonym to mudbutt.

I have been working all day in the hot sun and now a I have a swampy ass condition.

by briand_____? December 3, 2010

Bomb Ass

Has nothing to do with wordbomb/word or wordass/word, but has everything to do with being cool or fun.

Mmmmmm, Burger King has some bomb ass onion rings!

by Lithium October 7, 2003

ass backwards

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu

1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

ass to balls

very crowded, a lot of people in one place

it was ass to balls in that club

by jstagurl August 18, 2008