A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
by Allen Van Hook April 06, 2015
a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 22, 2012
a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
by analectomy January 11, 2010
A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018