An extremely challenging high school where teachers hate students because they will making more money than them in only a few short years.
If you go to simsbury high school chances are you are white, rich and you own an Iphone. Not all kids at simsbury high school are spoiled or preppy, some kids are pretty chill.
The sports at simsbury high school are very popular, especially lacrosse for boys and girls. In the fall the girls field hockey team and Volleyball teams have very good records. The football team is extrememly embarrassing but at one point in time it was actually good, we promise
On weekends most kids enjoy smoking pot or getting drunk and when i say most i mean about 90% of the students.
During the school day the only thing that happens more than painful learning is DRAMA. The hallways are like a mix between laguna beach and Jersey Shore due to the extreme amounts of girl fights.
If you go to simsbury high school chances are you are white, rich and you own an Iphone. Not all kids at simsbury high school are spoiled or preppy, some kids are pretty chill.
The sports at simsbury high school are very popular, especially lacrosse for boys and girls. In the fall the girls field hockey team and Volleyball teams have very good records. The football team is extrememly embarrassing but at one point in time it was actually good, we promise
On weekends most kids enjoy smoking pot or getting drunk and when i say most i mean about 90% of the students.
During the school day the only thing that happens more than painful learning is DRAMA. The hallways are like a mix between laguna beach and Jersey Shore due to the extreme amounts of girl fights.
Chick 1: I was so stoned on friday night, what did you do?
Chick 2: I hung out with Bobby at the football game
Chick 1: What? I told you i liked Bobby
Chick 2: Then why did you sleep with Jake
Chick 1: Bitch you dont know anything! (Punches her in the face)
Stoner hanging out in the hallway: Typical simsbury High School bitches.
Varsity lax bro: Woah who is that girl?
Other bro: Dude shes a freshman.
Varsity Lax bro: Its fine, ill get her drunk this weekend and try to hide it from my girlfriend
Chick 2: I hung out with Bobby at the football game
Chick 1: What? I told you i liked Bobby
Chick 2: Then why did you sleep with Jake
Chick 1: Bitch you dont know anything! (Punches her in the face)
Stoner hanging out in the hallway: Typical simsbury High School bitches.
Varsity lax bro: Woah who is that girl?
Other bro: Dude shes a freshman.
Varsity Lax bro: Its fine, ill get her drunk this weekend and try to hide it from my girlfriend
by Silly Sal February 23, 2011
Get the Simsbury High School mug.Hampshire High School, or HHS, is a public high school in Hampshire, Illinois that is currently in a building that is completely unnecessarily huge. The current one they're in was finished being built in 2008. Hampshire is filled with boys who think they're better than everyone and girls who complain about it. There are cameras all over the school and if you go into the front office you see a computer with all the different camera angles on it... I guess HHS just wants to be your typical jail? I don't really know.
Although the past football season was a letdown, basketball is a different story. Actually did decent! It is one of three HS's in D300, the others being Jacobs HS and Dundee-Crown HS. It's pretty much the pussy school of the three, considering it has the least amount of people and they're all literally in the suburbs... aka corn, corn, galore. At least Algonquin and Carpentersville have civilization.
But that's okay because the lockers are so cute and stubby and the lunch food is to die for! Four stars!
And that's about all there is to HHS... thank you for your time and cooperation.
Although the past football season was a letdown, basketball is a different story. Actually did decent! It is one of three HS's in D300, the others being Jacobs HS and Dundee-Crown HS. It's pretty much the pussy school of the three, considering it has the least amount of people and they're all literally in the suburbs... aka corn, corn, galore. At least Algonquin and Carpentersville have civilization.
But that's okay because the lockers are so cute and stubby and the lunch food is to die for! Four stars!
And that's about all there is to HHS... thank you for your time and cooperation.
HHS student: I hate Hampshire High School, can I transfer to Jacobs or something??
HJD student: Uhhhh
Hampshire boy: Love getting bitches left and right thrown at me! What more could I ask for?
Other Hampshire boy: I don't know, dude, maybe if someone threw a party every once and a while we'd get laid...
Hampshire girl: Wahhhh :'( hml... boys suck
HJD student: Uhhhh
Hampshire boy: Love getting bitches left and right thrown at me! What more could I ask for?
Other Hampshire boy: I don't know, dude, maybe if someone threw a party every once and a while we'd get laid...
Hampshire girl: Wahhhh :'( hml... boys suck
by Whazzzzuphehe June 24, 2011
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BRHS is a large high school of well over 2,000 students located on 600 Garretson Road, Bridgewater, New Jersey. The school is known for many things, other than the student's athletic, extra-curricular, and academic achievements:
1. A largely homogenized group of students. Other than a few outliers, most students are white, upper-middle class to upper class students who only wear clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle. Students cherish the belief that wearing North Face backpacks and jackets will project an image of wealth and status. And to that point, many choose to drive specific cars to produce a similar effect.
3. Whores. Many of them. BRHS has the unique distinction of being one of the most slutastic educational institutions in the area. The most notorious example of this can be found in the winter, when a sizable number of the student population chooses to wear miniskirts, despite the below-freezing temperatures
3. A completely ridiculous arrangement of the buildings. Supposedly designed by a Californian architect (who was, undoubtedly, on crack when he set up the buildings), BRHS is organized into ten separate buildings, mostly according to subject, which causes students to be forced to brave the snow and harsh weather of New Jersey, many of them, as previously noted, in miniskirts.
4. A laughably bad football team and mostly unattractive cheerleaders. The fortunate aspect of this, however, is that none of the students pay attention to the football team. The unfortunate aspect of this is that the school demands the presence of its students during inane pep rallies.
5. Kids that opt either to come to school high or trade their drugs at school. Either way, the staff and faculty largely ignore the drugs and everybody lives in peaceful harmony. Infamously, a teacher was arrested last year in a drug bust.
6. Often plagued by budget-defeats, BRHS chooses to spend its money wisely. For example, a couple years ago, BRHS choose to spend several hundreds of thousands of dollars to reface the turf of the football field.
7. After being excluded from a place in the top 75 high schools in some obscure magazine that nobody reads (NJ monthly), a very defensive letter from the administration attempted to convince BRHS parents that the ranking system was a flawed system. I mean, come on, SOMERVILLE High School was ranked high than us, the ranking must be whack. Oddly, no critique of Newsweek's ranking system was issued after it named BRHS among the top in the country. Rather, it was proudly promoted on BRHS's main website, funny...
1. A largely homogenized group of students. Other than a few outliers, most students are white, upper-middle class to upper class students who only wear clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle. Students cherish the belief that wearing North Face backpacks and jackets will project an image of wealth and status. And to that point, many choose to drive specific cars to produce a similar effect.
3. Whores. Many of them. BRHS has the unique distinction of being one of the most slutastic educational institutions in the area. The most notorious example of this can be found in the winter, when a sizable number of the student population chooses to wear miniskirts, despite the below-freezing temperatures
3. A completely ridiculous arrangement of the buildings. Supposedly designed by a Californian architect (who was, undoubtedly, on crack when he set up the buildings), BRHS is organized into ten separate buildings, mostly according to subject, which causes students to be forced to brave the snow and harsh weather of New Jersey, many of them, as previously noted, in miniskirts.
4. A laughably bad football team and mostly unattractive cheerleaders. The fortunate aspect of this, however, is that none of the students pay attention to the football team. The unfortunate aspect of this is that the school demands the presence of its students during inane pep rallies.
5. Kids that opt either to come to school high or trade their drugs at school. Either way, the staff and faculty largely ignore the drugs and everybody lives in peaceful harmony. Infamously, a teacher was arrested last year in a drug bust.
6. Often plagued by budget-defeats, BRHS chooses to spend its money wisely. For example, a couple years ago, BRHS choose to spend several hundreds of thousands of dollars to reface the turf of the football field.
7. After being excluded from a place in the top 75 high schools in some obscure magazine that nobody reads (NJ monthly), a very defensive letter from the administration attempted to convince BRHS parents that the ranking system was a flawed system. I mean, come on, SOMERVILLE High School was ranked high than us, the ranking must be whack. Oddly, no critique of Newsweek's ranking system was issued after it named BRHS among the top in the country. Rather, it was proudly promoted on BRHS's main website, funny...
by psubramanian October 21, 2008
Get the Bridgewater-Raritan High School mug.A wonderful school in sunny California where you will be judged and ridiculed for everything from your clothes, to your race. Its suppose to be one of the best schools around but we can thank the Asians for that.The rich kids dominate here, so unless your white and insanely gorgeous, you don't matter...
Today we made fun of some little mexican kids and told this asian girl to make me orange chicken! Just another great day at Beckman High School.
by Dosn'tMatter August 17, 2012
Get the Beckman High School mug.Something they say about people who won't grow up out of high school probably because their whole world was high school. People who really annoy a lot of people during class who won't stop trying to one up everyone because they think it's so cool acting the way they are thus being The most immature people in college
Henry: Hey uncle! Their is this guy in college class who won't shut up. He keeps asking stupid questions like what the Spanish word is for pimp,ass, and bitch words like that are. He asked some girl out the first day he saw her just because she was hot and he wanted to one up all the other guys because of it, and the girl said no so now he's attacking everyone and spreading rumors. I heard he won't stop stalking the girl on MSN. His whole world was high school and he can't get past it and its EXTREMELY annoying. He also won't shut up about it in class and his friends seem to go with it.I'm sick of him trying to one up everyone including me.
Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.
Henry: Sounds right to me.
Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.
Henry: Sounds right to me.
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 15, 2009
Get the University of High School Syndrome mug.A school full of wanna be ghettos and fake people. Few people in this school can speak proper English. This school is known for the fights that happen every week. People turn on each other everyday even if they look like the closest people in the world. Seems like people in this school don’t realize that deodorant is a thing. People act like they’re everything even though everyone hates them. No guys can keep it in their pants while girls can’t keep their legs closed. Secrets spread like fire in this school, don’t trust anyone unless you want people talking about it.
“Did you hear about the tea going around Oak Hills High School? More fights happened today because a hoe couldn’t keep her mouth shut.”
by Oak Hills High School December 26, 2018
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Jonah: FUCK YOU MISS!
Miss Wheatly: Excuse me, Jonah?
Jonah: I said PUCK YOU! With a P! This is an English class isn't it?
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Ja'mie: Why don't you go back to China, bitch? I hear QANTAS are doing a great deal on plane tickets to china!
Girl: I'M NOT EVEN FROM CHINA! I'M FROM SINGAPORE!
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*Thinking about how to get rid of the Special ED. unit at summer heights high*
Mr G: so thats all it will take? a little poo on the floor?
Miss Wheatly: Excuse me, Jonah?
Jonah: I said PUCK YOU! With a P! This is an English class isn't it?
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Ja'mie: Why don't you go back to China, bitch? I hear QANTAS are doing a great deal on plane tickets to china!
Girl: I'M NOT EVEN FROM CHINA! I'M FROM SINGAPORE!
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*Thinking about how to get rid of the Special ED. unit at summer heights high*
Mr G: so thats all it will take? a little poo on the floor?
by annonymous 411 January 3, 2009
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