Aldis flicker gooning

aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy

carti drop the album already

I Aldis flicker gooning bout to cuuum uhhhhhhgh

by PIayboi Carti December 29, 2024

Goon-O

It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck

“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”

by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025

Flint And Steel Gooning

Using flint and steel to goon, by rubbing the two against your *part* and Gooning.

I watched the movie and started Flint and Steel Gooning

by flintandsteel! April 2, 2025

Goon Squad

The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.

“Yooo the Goon Squad pulled up”

by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023

gooning lot

A Parking lot filled with a bunch of "gooners" and get a 32 inch TV with "porn" on it

hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event

girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there

by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025

Goon

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank

"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"

by Methlover67 October 7, 2025

Gooning

Gooning is the dark side of the quest for the ultimate orgasm. Most gooners stumble upon the practice accidentally by edging for long periods while searching for the perfect porn scene or image to nut to. Extended edging sessions lead the gooner into trancelike states where they patiently open browser tab after browser tab for hours at a time, skilfully hovering at the brink of climax until the right stimulus is found. Successful gooning expeditions can lead to massive, seizure-like orgasms that leave the gooner barely conscious and bathed in the euphoric after-effects of their nut.

Just as the junkie increases dosage to dangerous levels and uses harder and harder substances while chasing the ultimate high, gooners become desensitised to regular pornography and must seek increasingly depraved and disgusting content to trigger that supreme climax. This can lead to the development of paraphilias and, at worst, reliance upon illegal content. Gooners cannot function without actively fantasising about sex and can therefore be identified by their rapey gaze when seeing women in public.

If you have ever edged for more than an hour with twenty or more browser windows open, you are at risk of becoming a gooner. Lay off your dick for a while and don't watch porn for a minimum of one week. This will trigger a reset and allow you to blow a load to something other than animal crush porn.

I've been gooning for so long I need to smack my balls with a table tennis paddle and watch animal crush porn just to cum. I need help.

by AidanTemple July 6, 2024