glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.

I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.

by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019

Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019

Glasan

Glasan is the residence of the GMIT buzzers. Often inhabited by the finest fiends around. The wall of Glasan is greater than the Great Wall of China. These fiends will endeavour to get a fillie over the wall to pump, rally or drill her. In the case where a fiend commits a Bannerton and the fillie is left in the shed a sick afters may be found “down the back”.

Glasan is a mad buzz for an afters if security fucks off

by Snakes don’t hiss January 15, 2020

Glass

A fake ass ice; a fake ass diamond.

P1: Man, u drippin with that ice. But is it real?
P1:Gets diamond tester.

(Tests the ice)
(Negative results)
P2: Man, this shit is glass

by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020

Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Glark

A Glark is a look.

Roberta Williams Glarked at me. Glark.

by BennyIam June 4, 2020

Glark

A Glark is a look.

A Glark is also sound.

A glark can be a glitch.

Glark is a type of jerk.

Glarked, Glarking, Glarker

She glarked at me, she was glarking. She glarks. She looked at me with a glark.

She was a Glarker. You don't want to mess with the Glarkers.

by BennyIam June 6, 2020