Third floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the third floor.

by eggplantsucks June 11, 2018

Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

THIRTEENTH-FLOORED

To isolate yourself somewhere above everyone and hate on everyone below you.

Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored

by Shredhead5280 October 5, 2019

Drop floor

Knocking a bitch on they ass

I’m bouta drop floor on yo ass

by Fn69 December 26, 2019

2nd floor ism

The ability to loose all reference of reality when you move to the second floor office

Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism

by Stemsize June 17, 2020

Second Floor Disabled Bathroom

Home sweet home. The second floor disabled bathroom is where many relaxing vapes have taken place, where many fun memories have been created, and where you can spend hours and somehow never get caught. Everyone needs a second floor disabled bathroom in their lives.

Person 1- where are you going? we have history?
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.

by whatyoulikeyou March 1, 2021

chocolate floor

A type of sex game when one person shits on the floor. Popular amongst furry and lgbtq community

Jackson: "Make chocolate floor"
Stephen "Yes Master"

by anonymous March 13, 2021